1 00:00:01,081 --> 00:00:02,323 Up, one! 2 00:00:03,083 --> 00:00:05,740 Up, two! 3 00:00:05,740 --> 00:00:07,501 Up, three! 4 00:00:07,501 --> 00:00:09,710 You want the margarita? Prove it! 5 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:11,332 Oh, my God. 6 00:00:11,332 --> 00:00:13,507 Hey, Harry. Up! 7 00:00:13,507 --> 00:00:14,646 Um, do you come-- 8 00:00:14,646 --> 00:00:16,613 Up! - I can'’t-- 9 00:00:16,613 --> 00:00:18,167 Up! - I can'’t hear you. 10 00:00:18,167 --> 00:00:19,789 Do you-- Okay, we can talk after. 11 00:00:21,653 --> 00:00:23,620 - I didn'’t know you came to this. - Yeah. 12 00:00:23,620 --> 00:00:25,829 It'’s kind of intense, but I'’m into it. 13 00:00:25,829 --> 00:00:27,003 Yeah. 14 00:00:27,003 --> 00:00:29,212 All right. I think I'’m gonna go shower off. 15 00:00:29,212 --> 00:00:31,076 Oh, yes. They got nice showers here. 16 00:00:31,076 --> 00:00:34,873 ♪ I'’m not hiding ♪ 17 00:00:34,873 --> 00:00:38,877 ♪ The remedy to cure This old heart of mine ♪ 18 00:00:38,877 --> 00:00:45,746 ♪ I can dream about you If I can'’t Hold you tonight...♪ 19 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,092 It'’s huge. Just like-- 20 00:00:47,092 --> 00:00:49,267 Just so big. And I hate that I saw it. 21 00:00:49,267 --> 00:00:53,271 - And it makes you, like, sick? - No, it'’s, like, inappropriate. 22 00:00:53,271 --> 00:00:56,308 Like, I shouldn'’t know what another teacher'’s dick in this school looks like. 23 00:00:56,308 --> 00:00:59,173 Ah. But it'’s, like, a locker room. Doesn'’t that happen all the time? 24 00:00:59,173 --> 00:01:01,589 No, no, no. You don'’t get it, Gwen. He wanted me to see it. 25 00:01:01,589 --> 00:01:04,178 - And he got what he wanted. - Oh, you thought he did it on purpose? 26 00:01:04,178 --> 00:01:06,387 Yes. I'’m telling you. I'’m coming out of the shower. 27 00:01:06,387 --> 00:01:09,701 He sees me. He goes like this. Really. 28 00:01:09,701 --> 00:01:11,530 Maybe he'’s, like, not even gay, 29 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,739 and he was just like... ..."God, what'’s up?" 30 00:01:13,739 --> 00:01:14,913 No, no, he'’s gay. 31 00:01:14,913 --> 00:01:17,157 He has a rainbow flag in his Instagram bio. 32 00:01:17,157 --> 00:01:18,848 Well, maybe he'’s an ally. 33 00:01:18,848 --> 00:01:21,161 Maybe he'’s an ally by means of being gay and hooking up with guys. 34 00:01:21,161 --> 00:01:23,094 I'’ve literally talked to him about dating men. 35 00:01:23,094 --> 00:01:26,545 - Okay. So, what'’s the problem? Sorry, I'’m not tracking. - He'’s attractive. 36 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:29,134 Then he puts his horse cock in my face this morning, and I'’m not allowed to... 37 00:01:29,134 --> 00:01:31,136 - Suck it? - No, date other faculty. 38 00:01:31,136 --> 00:01:32,862 Because of the investigation thing. 39 00:01:32,862 --> 00:01:34,588 Oh. 40 00:01:34,588 --> 00:01:37,108 Maybe he'’s not trying to date you. Like, that feels kind of like a leap. 41 00:01:39,386 --> 00:01:40,456 No, he'’s trying to date me. 42 00:01:40,456 --> 00:01:41,767 As you know, we'’re in the process 43 00:01:41,767 --> 00:01:44,115 of replacing our school mascot "The Dragons" 44 00:01:44,115 --> 00:01:47,566 with the newly voted upon "The Horses." "The Horses." 45 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:51,225 A student competition is underway to help choose the new logo. The new look of the logo-- 46 00:01:51,225 --> 00:01:53,227 Did you get a chance to take a look at any of those? 47 00:01:53,227 --> 00:01:55,229 The kids are mostly drawing penises. 48 00:01:55,229 --> 00:01:58,267 Uh, well, no, I haven'’t had a chance, but that is disappointing. 49 00:01:58,267 --> 00:01:59,958 So what I was thinking is, I actually know 50 00:01:59,958 --> 00:02:02,133 this great company that can help out with this. 51 00:02:02,133 --> 00:02:05,860 They redid the mascots for, like, five or six local schools last year. 52 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:07,103 Really did a bang-up job. 53 00:02:07,103 --> 00:02:08,932 They let the kids come up with the art, 54 00:02:08,932 --> 00:02:11,003 but then this company comes in and executes. 55 00:02:11,003 --> 00:02:12,798 Makes it looks completely professional. 56 00:02:12,798 --> 00:02:16,250 Okay, the student logo design competition is already underway, Rick-- 57 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:19,288 Listen, man! This is personal. All right? 58 00:02:19,288 --> 00:02:22,325 "The Dragons" was offensive to my people. 59 00:02:22,325 --> 00:02:23,706 Your people? 60 00:02:23,706 --> 00:02:25,777 What people? College counselors? 61 00:02:25,777 --> 00:02:27,123 My people. 62 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:30,057 The people that I come from. 63 00:02:30,782 --> 00:02:31,990 Heaven? 64 00:02:31,990 --> 00:02:33,957 Whatever he is, his lineage should be celebrated. 65 00:02:33,957 --> 00:02:38,030 Whether he be a white man, a Black man, a proud Indian brave-- 66 00:02:38,030 --> 00:02:39,480 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Jesus, Markie. 67 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:40,585 Thank you. 68 00:02:40,585 --> 00:02:42,069 Rick, if you know of a company 69 00:02:42,069 --> 00:02:44,209 that can handle this in a professional and effective manner, 70 00:02:44,209 --> 00:02:46,660 then yes, you can be our liaison on that, all right? 71 00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:49,352 Yes! Hell, yeah. Let'’s get it. All right, guys. 72 00:02:49,352 --> 00:02:50,698 This is perfect timing actually 73 00:02:50,698 --> 00:02:52,942 because kids aren'’t even thinking about college yet. 74 00:02:52,942 --> 00:02:54,392 It'’s your company, right? 75 00:02:54,392 --> 00:02:56,463 - Who'’s to say? - No, it'’s his company. 76 00:02:56,463 --> 00:03:00,570 Last but not least, we need to assign some duties and committees. 77 00:03:00,570 --> 00:03:03,470 Gwendolyn, I need you on bus duty this week. 78 00:03:03,470 --> 00:03:05,817 And from what I can tell, the only person not on a committee 79 00:03:05,817 --> 00:03:07,715 is you, Evan and Harry, 80 00:03:07,715 --> 00:03:12,582 so, uh, I'’m gonna have you two together to head up the homecoming dance, all right? 81 00:03:12,582 --> 00:03:14,619 - Okay. - No. No, no, no. 82 00:03:14,619 --> 00:03:17,277 - I'’m-- I'm-- No, I really am-- - All right, we are dismissed, okay? 83 00:03:17,277 --> 00:03:19,520 Go inspire those young, warped minds. 84 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,764 I wanna sing the national anthem this morning. 85 00:03:21,764 --> 00:03:23,938 Why would they do this to me? 86 00:03:23,938 --> 00:03:25,354 Grant, can I talk to you for a second? 87 00:03:25,354 --> 00:03:27,597 - These are crazy. - What do you want? 88 00:03:27,597 --> 00:03:31,187 I'’m thinking it might be good if you unpair Harry and I 89 00:03:31,187 --> 00:03:32,671 for this homecoming dance thing. 90 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:35,778 - Why? - I can'’t tell you why, but just trust me. 91 00:03:35,778 --> 00:03:38,194 I mean, I can unpair you, but I'’ll need a clear reason. 92 00:03:38,194 --> 00:03:39,713 Otherwise, it'’ll look like homophobia. 93 00:03:39,713 --> 00:03:42,198 How'’s it gonna look like homophobia? 94 00:03:42,198 --> 00:03:45,097 If I separate two gay men, isn'’t that homophobia? 95 00:03:46,547 --> 00:03:47,824 I can see the logic. 96 00:03:47,824 --> 00:03:49,895 Some of these kids could get into Parsons. 97 00:03:49,895 --> 00:03:52,070 It'’s really beautiful work. 98 00:03:52,070 --> 00:03:54,279 Can you just-- I-- I think-- Just unpair us. 99 00:03:54,279 --> 00:03:56,212 - It'’s-- It'll be good. - No, Evan. 100 00:03:56,212 --> 00:03:59,215 Just do your job. Stop creating drama where there is none. 101 00:03:59,215 --> 00:04:01,735 Just plan the-- plan the homecoming dance. 102 00:04:01,735 --> 00:04:02,805 Go. 103 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:06,567 This horse will do. 104 00:04:06,567 --> 00:04:07,741 Rick, I found a winner. 105 00:04:07,741 --> 00:04:09,501 Okay. So, 106 00:04:09,501 --> 00:04:12,849 how much do we think the author is writing based on his own experiences? 107 00:04:12,849 --> 00:04:14,541 Do it. Just say something. 108 00:04:14,541 --> 00:04:15,956 Chelsea, what'’s going on? 109 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:18,924 Um, Mr. Marquez, I'’m sorry to interrupt class, 110 00:04:18,924 --> 00:04:22,203 but it'’s actually super triggering for me 111 00:04:22,203 --> 00:04:25,379 to be reading a book about a disease right now 112 00:04:25,379 --> 00:04:27,761 with everything I'’m going through. 113 00:04:27,761 --> 00:04:30,004 Because of everything you'’re going through? 114 00:04:30,004 --> 00:04:31,868 What are you going through, Kayla? 115 00:04:31,868 --> 00:04:35,078 The rest of the class sort of already knows about this. 116 00:04:35,078 --> 00:04:36,356 But recently... Mmm. 117 00:04:36,356 --> 00:04:38,772 ...I was successfully diagnosed... 118 00:04:38,772 --> 00:04:40,601 ...with something called... 119 00:04:40,601 --> 00:04:42,085 You'’re doing great, Kayla. 120 00:04:42,085 --> 00:04:44,053 It'’s okay. - Be present with your illness, okay? 121 00:04:46,055 --> 00:04:48,644 Asymptomatic Tourette'’s. 122 00:04:50,266 --> 00:04:52,579 - What? - So what Tourette'’s syndrome is, right-- 123 00:04:52,579 --> 00:04:54,443 No, I know what Tourette'’s syndrome is. 124 00:04:54,443 --> 00:04:56,617 Oh, great. Okay. So it sounds like you'’re halfway there, 125 00:04:56,617 --> 00:05:01,139 and you'’re taking an opportunity to be educated, which is honorable. 126 00:05:01,139 --> 00:05:03,624 - Thank you. - So, asymptomatic Tourette'’s, right? 127 00:05:03,624 --> 00:05:07,904 It'’s like Tourette's syndrome with the tics and, like, the hardship, right? 128 00:05:07,904 --> 00:05:11,149 But without any symptoms. 129 00:05:11,149 --> 00:05:14,014 So in its way, AT is harder. 130 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:15,395 - Because-- - What is AT? 131 00:05:15,395 --> 00:05:17,569 Oh, asymptomatic Tourette'’s. Okay. 132 00:05:17,569 --> 00:05:19,330 - Uh-huh. - It is harder. 133 00:05:19,330 --> 00:05:21,953 Because people have, like, actually no idea 134 00:05:21,953 --> 00:05:26,647 the battle that people like Kayla are fighting inside every day. 135 00:05:26,647 --> 00:05:28,580 It'’s a silent killer. 136 00:05:28,580 --> 00:05:31,100 And someone actually diagnosed you with this? 137 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:34,275 It'’s disrespectful to ask that. I'’m so sorry-- It'’s okay. 138 00:05:34,275 --> 00:05:37,037 You can'’t blame people for making really huge mistakes 139 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:39,522 when they haven'’t learned the etiquette. 140 00:05:41,006 --> 00:05:43,008 It'’s only self-diagnosable. 141 00:05:44,113 --> 00:05:45,528 I see. 142 00:05:45,528 --> 00:05:48,082 She'’s making up this whole fake disease. 143 00:05:48,082 --> 00:05:50,740 She'’s describing the symptoms. There aren'’t any symptoms. 144 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:52,984 She'’s calling it asymptomatic Tourette'’s. 145 00:05:52,984 --> 00:05:54,675 I feel like I'’ve never related to you more 146 00:05:54,675 --> 00:05:58,230 about these kids just making up crazy shit for their own benefit. 147 00:05:58,230 --> 00:05:59,577 It'’s insane. 148 00:05:59,577 --> 00:06:02,580 Have you done a full and comprehensive diagnostic 149 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:05,893 to see if there'’s any potential underlying symptoms? 150 00:06:05,893 --> 00:06:07,447 I'’m not a doctor, 151 00:06:07,447 --> 00:06:08,965 but I don'’t have to be a doctor 152 00:06:08,965 --> 00:06:10,864 to know that this girl is making something up. 153 00:06:10,864 --> 00:06:12,659 Tell you what, I'’ll come by your classroom tomorrow. 154 00:06:12,659 --> 00:06:16,387 - Get a firsthand assessment of her condition. - You'’re not a doctor. 155 00:06:16,387 --> 00:06:19,079 Two and a half more credits in kinesiology, and I would'’ve been a doctor. 156 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:22,945 Okay. 157 00:06:22,945 --> 00:06:24,395 So then the blue streamers the school has. 158 00:06:24,395 --> 00:06:25,775 I have to buy gold streamers. 159 00:06:25,775 --> 00:06:28,571 And then there'’s a ladder I think in the utility closet. 160 00:06:28,571 --> 00:06:30,401 Yeah, it'’s basically that. Right? 161 00:06:30,401 --> 00:06:34,991 Wow, I did not realize that we had, like, an agenda. 162 00:06:34,991 --> 00:06:39,548 Oh, yeah. The-- The-- I just, um, have to get home to grade all these papers. 163 00:06:39,548 --> 00:06:42,067 Yeah, okay. Blue and gold streamers it is. 164 00:06:43,137 --> 00:06:45,657 Ugh. Oh, my God. I'’m sorry that took so long. 165 00:06:45,657 --> 00:06:49,385 One of the managers was, like, low-key sexually harassing me in the back. 166 00:06:49,385 --> 00:06:52,526 I'’m sorry to ask this, are you guys gay? 167 00:06:52,526 --> 00:06:53,803 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - Mmm. Yeah. 168 00:06:53,803 --> 00:06:55,218 My people. Thank God. 169 00:06:55,218 --> 00:06:56,461 When you walked in, I clocked you, 170 00:06:56,461 --> 00:06:57,980 and I was like, "Hey, sister." 171 00:06:57,980 --> 00:07:01,259 And it'’s, like, the community in Austin is amazing, 172 00:07:01,259 --> 00:07:03,675 but, like, I keep trying to reach out to people, 173 00:07:03,675 --> 00:07:06,575 and they'’re like, "You'’re toxic," or "I'’m busy," and I'm like, 174 00:07:06,575 --> 00:07:08,887 "Babe, I have zero friends." 175 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:10,371 I moved here from Michigan. 176 00:07:10,371 --> 00:07:14,099 So, my dears, what can I get you two lovebirds for din-din? 177 00:07:14,099 --> 00:07:16,930 Oh. Sorry. We'’re not lovebirds. We just work together. 178 00:07:16,930 --> 00:07:18,103 Oh, my God. 179 00:07:18,103 --> 00:07:21,003 I think maybe we need a little bit more time. 180 00:07:21,003 --> 00:07:22,556 No sweat. 181 00:07:22,556 --> 00:07:26,215 Uh, if you need anything, holler "Clarkson." My name'’s Daniel. 182 00:07:26,215 --> 00:07:29,252 So I'’m-- I'm realizing actually I can do a lot of this alone. 183 00:07:29,252 --> 00:07:32,428 So I might just head home, and, uh, I'’ll get my food to go. 184 00:07:32,428 --> 00:07:34,741 Hey, but, okay, we'’re here though. 185 00:07:34,741 --> 00:07:38,296 And I just got my wine, so... 186 00:07:38,296 --> 00:07:41,713 Look, I get it. This committee shit. It'’s annoying. 187 00:07:41,713 --> 00:07:45,096 But, like, let'’s just, you know, have some fun with it. 188 00:07:45,096 --> 00:07:46,787 Okay. That'’s fine. 189 00:07:46,787 --> 00:07:50,446 Oh, I have a few ideas for the playlist, if you want to talk about that? 190 00:07:50,446 --> 00:07:52,241 Don'’t the kids do the music? 191 00:07:52,241 --> 00:07:54,450 Yeah, see, I don'’t think that'’s a good idea, right? 192 00:07:54,450 --> 00:07:58,178 Because at my last school, we let a kid deejay the prom, 193 00:07:58,178 --> 00:08:02,285 and then he tried to play an entire episode of Dax Shepard'’s podcast. 194 00:08:02,285 --> 00:08:03,701 - Which episode? - Oh. 195 00:08:03,701 --> 00:08:06,186 I'’ve actually been super into this song lately. 196 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:08,706 I-- I'’ll just play it for you. 197 00:08:15,091 --> 00:08:16,472 Oh, my God. 198 00:08:16,472 --> 00:08:21,546 ♪ Close your eyes Give me your hand, darling ♪ 199 00:08:21,546 --> 00:08:27,587 ♪ Do you feel My heart beating? Do you understand?♪ 200 00:08:27,587 --> 00:08:31,349 ♪ Do you feel the same... ♪ 201 00:08:31,349 --> 00:08:33,489 Are you fucking kidding? You come to my favorite restaurant? 202 00:08:33,489 --> 00:08:35,560 I'’m six months pregnant, you bitch. 203 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:36,975 Malcolm. I'’m kidding. 204 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,012 - What the fuck are you doing here? - Hey, babe. Come here. 205 00:08:39,012 --> 00:08:40,669 - Hi. - Hi. 206 00:08:40,669 --> 00:08:41,980 - Ah, that'’s-- - Miss you. 207 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,775 Sorry. Malcolm, this is Harry. 208 00:08:43,775 --> 00:08:46,053 He works at Morrison now. Harry, this is Malcolm. 209 00:08:46,053 --> 00:08:47,848 - He used to work at Morrison, but-- - Yes. Yes. 210 00:08:47,848 --> 00:08:49,505 I used to work at Morrison. 211 00:08:49,505 --> 00:08:51,093 Until I got fired for fucking him. 212 00:08:51,093 --> 00:08:52,404 That is not what happened. 213 00:08:52,404 --> 00:08:55,131 Yeah, we had sex. Penetrative. Top. Bottom. 214 00:08:55,131 --> 00:08:57,271 - That is really not what happened. - And I got fired. 215 00:08:57,271 --> 00:08:59,101 He was-- He'’s my ex-boyfriend, and now I'’m single. 216 00:08:59,101 --> 00:09:02,242 Which I like. I like being single, and I don'’t want to have a-- 217 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,658 I'’m not-- I'm not open to relationships. 218 00:09:04,658 --> 00:09:07,350 Okay. High-strung tonight. Mm-hmm. 219 00:09:07,350 --> 00:09:09,318 Is he being weird on your date? It'’s not a date. 220 00:09:09,318 --> 00:09:12,355 Um, hey, did-- did the waiter ask you if you were gay? 221 00:09:12,355 --> 00:09:14,323 No. I guess I give off, like, a masc vibe. 222 00:09:14,323 --> 00:09:16,670 Sometimes I wish I was more femme like you guys. 223 00:09:16,670 --> 00:09:20,018 I'’ve tried to be femme for clout. It just doesn'’t come naturally to me. 224 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:21,330 I-I-- You'’re leaving. 225 00:09:21,330 --> 00:09:22,607 Do I have to? 226 00:09:22,607 --> 00:09:24,402 - I could stay and hang out. - No, you'’re leaving. 227 00:09:24,402 --> 00:09:26,162 I'’m gonna leave with you. I have to go. 228 00:09:26,162 --> 00:09:27,888 I just-- He can give me a ride. 229 00:09:27,888 --> 00:09:30,235 - I can give him a ride. - A ride to your car? 230 00:09:30,235 --> 00:09:32,548 A ride to my car, exactly. Yeah, so... 231 00:09:32,548 --> 00:09:35,862 - Hey, nice to meet you. - Great work. And I-I will see you at work. 232 00:09:35,862 --> 00:09:38,036 - You too. Asante. - Um... 233 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,141 Thanks so much. Okay. 234 00:09:39,141 --> 00:09:41,419 Whoo! We did it. He'’s hot. 235 00:09:45,837 --> 00:09:47,528 I literally have COVID. 236 00:09:48,564 --> 00:09:49,910 He'’s hot, huh? 237 00:09:50,601 --> 00:09:51,636 Harry. 238 00:09:51,636 --> 00:09:53,017 My God. 239 00:09:53,017 --> 00:09:55,088 I can'’t believe Grant found the second-hottest gay guy 240 00:09:55,088 --> 00:09:56,607 in Austin to replace me. 241 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:01,025 It'’s just this whole thing because he'’s into me, 242 00:10:01,025 --> 00:10:03,924 and he'’s like-- I can tell he'’s trying to make a move. 243 00:10:05,236 --> 00:10:06,340 Really? 244 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:07,583 - Yeah. - He'’s into you? 245 00:10:07,583 --> 00:10:08,826 I didn'’t get that vibe at all. 246 00:10:08,826 --> 00:10:10,206 - Malcolm. - I truly didn'’t. 247 00:10:10,206 --> 00:10:14,659 He literally played a gorgeous song like this on his phone. 248 00:10:14,659 --> 00:10:16,419 So we had to smoosh our faces together. 249 00:10:16,419 --> 00:10:19,284 But that doesn'’t mean anything. I mean, I-- People do that all the time. 250 00:10:19,284 --> 00:10:22,460 People play music for each other. It'’s, like, not really a big deal. 251 00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:24,669 I actually think I was getting a vibe from him. 252 00:10:24,669 --> 00:10:29,294 He looked at me, and it kind of gave like, "Let'’s kiss and also fuck. Right now." 253 00:10:29,294 --> 00:10:30,710 Oh, my God. 254 00:10:30,710 --> 00:10:32,746 Oh! You'’re jealous. 255 00:10:32,746 --> 00:10:35,093 I like that. More of that face, please. 256 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,751 It'’s the most boyfriend-y thing you'’ve done to me in months. 257 00:10:39,788 --> 00:10:43,826 Hey, guys, before we get started today here-- Settle down, settle down. 258 00:10:43,826 --> 00:10:47,727 Um, before class starts today, I would like to take some ownership 259 00:10:47,727 --> 00:10:52,317 and say a few words about AT, also known as asymptomatic Tourette'’s. 260 00:10:52,317 --> 00:10:53,974 Come on. 261 00:10:53,974 --> 00:10:56,528 - Uh-huh, Chelsea. Yes. - It'’s not called AT anymore. 262 00:10:56,528 --> 00:10:58,427 That'’s actually super disrespectful. 263 00:10:58,427 --> 00:11:00,567 Oh. What is it called now? 264 00:11:00,567 --> 00:11:03,570 KS. It stands for Kayla Syndrome. 265 00:11:03,570 --> 00:11:06,711 It'’s named as an "in memoriam" to Kayla. 266 00:11:06,711 --> 00:11:08,886 - Deirdre, I think you mean a tribute. - No. 267 00:11:08,886 --> 00:11:11,474 - Okay. - Are you getting that? Does that make sense to you, sir? 268 00:11:11,474 --> 00:11:12,959 Oh, so it'’s named after Kayla. 269 00:11:12,959 --> 00:11:14,374 Okay. That'’s cool. 270 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,410 It'’s actually not cool. Are you seeing this girl? 271 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:17,618 She'’s sick as a dog. Yeah. 272 00:11:17,618 --> 00:11:19,620 Well, I apologize, Kayla. 273 00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:21,174 I'’m sorry that you have Kayla Syndrome. 274 00:11:21,174 --> 00:11:24,004 So it'’s actually better if you just call it KS. 275 00:11:24,004 --> 00:11:25,696 - Okay. - Because it'’s super triggering 276 00:11:25,696 --> 00:11:27,456 - for Kayla to hear her own name... - Absolutely. 277 00:11:27,456 --> 00:11:28,802 - ...brought up in that context. - Gotcha. 278 00:11:28,802 --> 00:11:31,287 - Makes sense. - You know, part of me wonders... 279 00:11:34,014 --> 00:11:36,154 You-- You have something to say? 280 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,259 Say it. Just say it. 281 00:11:38,847 --> 00:11:41,435 - Coach Hillridge, do you have any thoughts? - I'’m just here to listen. 282 00:11:41,435 --> 00:11:43,575 - That'’s why you the man. - Thank you, Coach Hillridge. 283 00:11:43,575 --> 00:11:44,680 That means a lot. 284 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,199 You'’re welcome, Kayla. 285 00:11:46,199 --> 00:11:47,338 Yes. Thank you, sir. 286 00:11:47,338 --> 00:11:49,616 Chelsea, you'’re welcome. 287 00:11:49,616 --> 00:11:52,308 Did anybody do the homework? No. 288 00:11:52,308 --> 00:11:54,172 We'’ve all been dealing with this. Right. 289 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:57,658 You'’re all getting your medical degrees. 290 00:11:59,730 --> 00:12:01,214 - Have a good one, Jake. - All right. 291 00:12:01,214 --> 00:12:04,148 So after witnessing that, do you still think AT is-- 292 00:12:04,148 --> 00:12:06,495 KS. - KS. You still think it'’s a real disease? 293 00:12:06,495 --> 00:12:08,428 Look, it'’s actually quite simple. 294 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:11,638 Kayla and Chelsea, best friends since freshman year, right? 295 00:12:11,638 --> 00:12:13,951 - Side by side, socially speaking. - Uh-huh. 296 00:12:13,951 --> 00:12:16,919 Last month, Chelsea'’s out for a couple of weeks. Remember that? 297 00:12:16,919 --> 00:12:19,232 The whole time she'’s gone, all Kayla could hear is, 298 00:12:19,232 --> 00:12:21,890 "Where'’s Chelsea? Is Chelsea gonna be out for much longer?" 299 00:12:21,890 --> 00:12:24,582 So then Kayla'’s getting jealous, and she comes up with-- 300 00:12:24,582 --> 00:12:26,722 Asymptomatic Tourette'’s. 301 00:12:26,722 --> 00:12:29,311 And it worked for a time. 302 00:12:29,311 --> 00:12:33,867 But then Chelsea starts rallying everyone to be super supportive of Kayla. 303 00:12:33,867 --> 00:12:35,248 And what does that do? 304 00:12:35,248 --> 00:12:39,631 Makes everybody talk about how great and caring Chelsea is. 305 00:12:39,631 --> 00:12:44,533 Chelsea did the same thing to Renee last year, and Renee is still not back at 100%. 306 00:12:44,533 --> 00:12:46,915 You know what I'’m saying? Who'’s Renee? 307 00:12:46,915 --> 00:12:50,056 Come on, man. She goes by Deirdre in the classroom, Renee in the friend group. 308 00:12:50,056 --> 00:12:51,747 Keep up, Marquez. 309 00:12:51,747 --> 00:12:53,266 It'’s just so much information. 310 00:12:53,266 --> 00:12:55,855 But that'’s beside the point. It brings us to today. 311 00:12:55,855 --> 00:12:58,271 The events of what happened here in your classroom. 312 00:12:58,271 --> 00:13:00,031 Who speaks up on Kayla'’s behalf? 313 00:13:00,031 --> 00:13:03,069 Who started making sure everyone was sympathetic 314 00:13:03,069 --> 00:13:05,381 to the journey that Kayla was on? 315 00:13:05,381 --> 00:13:07,349 Who renamed the goddamn disease? 316 00:13:07,349 --> 00:13:08,937 Chelsea. 317 00:13:08,937 --> 00:13:14,080 Kayla'’s whole gambit to gain sympathy has turned into nothing more 318 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:19,740 than a vehicle for Chelsea'’s rapid ascent to the upper echelon of popularity. 319 00:13:21,294 --> 00:13:23,848 That'’s crazy. You got all this from 20 minutes in my classroom? 320 00:13:25,091 --> 00:13:26,402 I only needed ten. 321 00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:33,099 ♪ I'’ve fallen in love And there'’s no...♪ 322 00:13:33,099 --> 00:13:37,241 You know, I have to say, you are the hottest man I'’ve ever met. 323 00:13:37,241 --> 00:13:38,725 Stop. 324 00:13:38,725 --> 00:13:40,969 What'’d you think of my dick in the locker room? 325 00:13:40,969 --> 00:13:43,074 I loved it. 326 00:13:43,074 --> 00:13:45,870 I knew you wanted me to see it, but Gwen thought-- 327 00:13:45,870 --> 00:13:47,665 Well, Gwen was wrong. 328 00:13:47,665 --> 00:13:49,529 And Markie is also wrong. 329 00:13:50,150 --> 00:13:51,255 About everything. 330 00:13:51,255 --> 00:13:52,497 I know. 331 00:13:52,497 --> 00:13:54,741 ♪ You got the touch ♪ 332 00:13:59,884 --> 00:14:03,543 Evan, I'’m trying to take a nap. So it better be important. 333 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:06,684 It is. Listen, to put it simply, Harry'’s extremely into me. Okay? 334 00:14:06,684 --> 00:14:08,824 And I know I'’m not allowed to date other teachers, 335 00:14:08,824 --> 00:14:10,688 and I think he'’s gonna try to do something about it. 336 00:14:10,688 --> 00:14:12,345 And I'’m trying to avoid it, but it could happen. 337 00:14:12,345 --> 00:14:14,209 Somebody who looks like Harry would not be into you. 338 00:14:14,209 --> 00:14:15,693 - This is not a problem. - You don'’t get it. 339 00:14:15,693 --> 00:14:17,798 We were in the locker room the other day, 340 00:14:17,798 --> 00:14:20,629 and he takes off his towel in front of me on purpose. 341 00:14:20,629 --> 00:14:23,321 He showed me his incredible ass and dick. 342 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:26,738 - No. Stop it. Stop it, Evan. - I was exhausted just by the fantasies... 343 00:14:26,738 --> 00:14:29,051 - ...that came just from seeing it initially. - Evan. Evan. Stop. 344 00:14:29,051 --> 00:14:31,260 - We did not have this conversation. - We had this conversation. 345 00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:32,986 - I'’ll see you at the dance. - I am hot. 346 00:14:32,986 --> 00:14:35,402 I am considered hot in my community, okay? 347 00:14:35,402 --> 00:14:38,026 I don'’t care if you all think I'’m basic-looking. 348 00:14:38,026 --> 00:14:39,510 I'’m an attractive gay guy. 349 00:14:39,510 --> 00:14:42,996 ♪ You got the touch of love ♪ 350 00:14:42,996 --> 00:14:48,346 ♪ And I just Can'’t get enough ♪ 351 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,417 Oh, Evan. This streamer just ripped. 352 00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:51,763 Will you hold the ladder? 353 00:14:51,763 --> 00:14:53,731 You don'’t need me to hold the ladder, Harry. 354 00:14:53,731 --> 00:14:55,215 I have to make more punch. 355 00:14:56,009 --> 00:14:57,562 Okay. 356 00:14:57,562 --> 00:15:00,082 Ashley, your mom did such a good job with those sugar cookies. 357 00:15:00,082 --> 00:15:01,428 I love them. 358 00:15:02,498 --> 00:15:04,155 - God, he looks so good tonight. - Hey. 359 00:15:04,155 --> 00:15:07,020 But I don'’t care how hard he tries. 360 00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:08,884 Nothing is gonna happen between us. 361 00:15:08,884 --> 00:15:12,232 Is it possible... 362 00:15:12,232 --> 00:15:14,683 ...he'’s maybe not trying to make something happen? 363 00:15:14,683 --> 00:15:18,238 You know, like, you'’re very handsome and-- You'’re so handsome. 364 00:15:18,238 --> 00:15:20,723 But maybe you'’re just reading into it. 365 00:15:23,036 --> 00:15:24,935 No, it feels unmistakable. 366 00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:29,353 Sorry. Um, Evan, 367 00:15:29,353 --> 00:15:31,700 could I speak to you outside for a second? 368 00:15:32,494 --> 00:15:33,564 Sure. 369 00:15:38,327 --> 00:15:39,950 Sorry. Evening, sir. 370 00:15:46,163 --> 00:15:47,854 Um... 371 00:15:49,269 --> 00:15:52,065 Did I do something to offend you? 372 00:15:52,824 --> 00:15:54,965 No. Of course not. 373 00:15:56,552 --> 00:15:57,933 Uh-huh. Because you... 374 00:15:59,383 --> 00:16:03,559 ...you'’ve been acting very weird with me all week. 375 00:16:05,251 --> 00:16:06,873 I'’m-- I'm-- 376 00:16:06,873 --> 00:16:09,117 Harry, I'’m being weird because if something happened between us, 377 00:16:09,117 --> 00:16:10,946 it would be very catastrophic for my life. 378 00:16:10,946 --> 00:16:13,431 Okay? I think you know this already. I'’m not allowed to date teachers 379 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,744 because of a very specific situation in my life. 380 00:16:15,744 --> 00:16:20,404 So if something happens between you and I, you know, i-it'’s not gonna be good. 381 00:16:20,404 --> 00:16:22,889 You wanna fuck me. I wanna fuck you. I get it. 382 00:16:22,889 --> 00:16:26,272 This is clear as day, but it'’s gonna go beyond that, okay? 383 00:16:26,272 --> 00:16:27,894 We'’re gonna wanna start dating each other. 384 00:16:27,894 --> 00:16:30,000 We'’re probably potentially gonna wanna get married. 385 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,071 Then, what happens? One of us is gonna quit? 386 00:16:32,071 --> 00:16:34,797 I can'’t just report this marriage to the board. 387 00:16:34,797 --> 00:16:36,454 One of us is gonna have to quit the job. 388 00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:39,043 And so that'’s-- that'’s where I draw the line. 389 00:16:39,043 --> 00:16:40,596 And I don'’t care how bad you want it. 390 00:16:40,596 --> 00:16:42,495 I don'’t care how bad I want it. 391 00:16:42,495 --> 00:16:46,568 It'’s not happening, okay? I'’m not throwing away my life for-- for you. 392 00:16:46,568 --> 00:16:49,847 For-- For whatever this thing is that you'’re imagining that we have together. 393 00:16:49,847 --> 00:16:52,298 Evan, take a breath. 394 00:16:52,298 --> 00:16:56,992 Um, first of all, I-I have a boyfriend. 395 00:16:58,511 --> 00:17:01,445 - I'’m-- It's-- It'’s not even-- - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 396 00:17:01,445 --> 00:17:03,550 No, no, no. It'’s okay. I do this. 397 00:17:03,550 --> 00:17:05,276 - This is something I do, actually. - No, it'’s-- 398 00:17:05,276 --> 00:17:07,209 I think people are into me when they'’re not into me. 399 00:17:07,209 --> 00:17:10,523 And I think I'’m, like-- I have this, like, inflated sense of my own attractiveness. 400 00:17:10,523 --> 00:17:12,421 And I think I'’m, like, this hunky guy. 401 00:17:12,421 --> 00:17:15,114 And then I get really attracted to really good-looking guys. 402 00:17:15,114 --> 00:17:17,495 And then I find out they were never thinking of me like that. 403 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,394 - I have a funny-looking face. - Evan. Evan. 404 00:17:19,394 --> 00:17:21,120 If you would let me talk for a second-- 405 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,638 Is this Kayla Syndrome? 406 00:17:22,638 --> 00:17:24,364 No, it'’s-- I'm sorry. That'’s so stupid. 407 00:17:24,364 --> 00:17:25,986 I-- There-- Yes. 408 00:17:25,986 --> 00:17:28,023 We can just be coworkers. I really appreciate it. I'’m sorry. 409 00:17:28,023 --> 00:17:30,474 - Evan. - I'’m serious. You don'’t need to save me. 410 00:17:30,474 --> 00:17:32,062 I'’m fine. Thank you. 411 00:17:39,655 --> 00:17:42,796 Hello. Hello. Hey, hello, everyone. Gather around, gather around. 412 00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:45,730 Oh, God. I just had the weirdest interaction with Harry. 413 00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:47,732 He'’s not into me. You were so right. 414 00:17:47,732 --> 00:17:50,218 - I was just making the whole thing up. - That'’s great. 415 00:17:50,218 --> 00:17:52,323 Before we announce our homecoming court winners, 416 00:17:52,323 --> 00:17:55,740 we will have a brief presentation of our new school mascot 417 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:58,398 designed by the R.C.K. Group. 418 00:17:58,398 --> 00:18:00,918 All right. 419 00:18:00,918 --> 00:18:03,058 Where da weed at? 420 00:18:03,058 --> 00:18:05,060 Nah, I'’m just messing around. You guys are good kids. 421 00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:09,892 I'’m now excited and thrilled to present your new school mascot, 422 00:18:09,892 --> 00:18:15,001 - Michael the Horse! - Oh, Michael. Not even alliteration. 423 00:18:15,001 --> 00:18:17,107 Come on! 424 00:18:17,107 --> 00:18:19,143 Let'’s go! 425 00:18:19,143 --> 00:18:21,456 Boo! Get the hell off the stage! 426 00:18:21,456 --> 00:18:23,043 Thank you. Thank you, R.C.K. Group. 427 00:18:23,043 --> 00:18:26,806 I guess we'’ll just remain "The Dragons" for the time being. 428 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:30,913 So now for your homecoming court queen, Kayla Stephenson. 429 00:18:30,913 --> 00:18:32,536 Kayla Stephenson. 430 00:18:32,536 --> 00:18:33,606 Yeah, Kayla! 431 00:18:37,644 --> 00:18:39,370 - Are you crying? - She did it. 432 00:18:41,338 --> 00:18:44,582 Thank you. This means the world to me. 433 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:49,691 But there'’s someone here tonight who could use this tiara a whole lot more than me. 434 00:18:50,174 --> 00:18:51,796 Chelsea. 435 00:18:51,796 --> 00:18:54,730 I don'’t care what Thomas said about you last night. 436 00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:55,938 You'’re the coolest. 437 00:18:55,938 --> 00:18:57,388 This is for you. 438 00:18:57,388 --> 00:18:59,010 Aw! 439 00:18:59,010 --> 00:19:00,633 What the hell was that? 440 00:19:00,633 --> 00:19:03,291 I had a little chat with Kayla. Gave her some sage wisdom. 441 00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:05,051 - What'’d you tell her? - The truth. 442 00:19:05,051 --> 00:19:07,605 The best way to gain power is to artificially give it away. 443 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,159 - Thank you. - All right. 444 00:19:09,159 --> 00:19:10,298 Congratulations. Both of you. 445 00:19:10,298 --> 00:19:12,921 - So you solved it? - Yep. 446 00:19:12,921 --> 00:19:15,751 At least until Lauren gets her Invisalign out. I mean... 447 00:19:15,751 --> 00:19:17,132 Who is Lauren? 448 00:19:17,132 --> 00:19:18,582 Come on, dude. 449 00:19:18,582 --> 00:19:19,928 - You don'’t know who Lauren is? - Wow. 450 00:19:19,928 --> 00:19:21,757 You guys are obsessed with the students 451 00:19:21,757 --> 00:19:23,173 in a way that is weird to me. 452 00:19:24,657 --> 00:19:30,249 ♪ Close your eyes Give me your hand, darling...♪ 453 00:19:32,596 --> 00:19:33,631 What'’s up? 454 00:19:34,184 --> 00:19:35,185 Um. 455 00:19:36,462 --> 00:19:38,118 You kind of just left 456 00:19:38,118 --> 00:19:40,500 before we had a chance to finish our conversation. 457 00:19:41,743 --> 00:19:42,951 I did? 458 00:19:43,572 --> 00:19:44,884 Yeah. 459 00:19:46,713 --> 00:19:48,819 Yeah. I guess I felt like I was, like... 460 00:19:50,683 --> 00:19:54,618 The longer I stayed out there, the more I was gonna say insane shit. 461 00:19:56,033 --> 00:19:58,415 It'’s probably the right instinct. 462 00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:01,487 Yeah. 463 00:20:01,487 --> 00:20:03,834 I don'’t know what's wrong with me sometimes. 464 00:20:03,834 --> 00:20:06,561 Honestly, I kinda liked seeing you like that. 465 00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:08,701 It was cute. 466 00:20:10,737 --> 00:20:11,773 Really? 467 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:13,706 Really. 468 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,543 But you have a boyfriend. 469 00:20:23,543 --> 00:20:25,752 It'’s not the '50s, man. 470 00:20:25,752 --> 00:20:28,203 We'’re open. 471 00:20:28,203 --> 00:20:32,518 - Oh, you'’re open. Of course. - Yeah. 472 00:20:32,518 --> 00:20:34,658 - Yeah. - That makes sense. 473 00:20:34,658 --> 00:20:37,730 ♪ Or is this burning ♪ 474 00:20:37,730 --> 00:20:42,113 ♪ An eternal flame? ♪ 475 00:20:42,113 --> 00:20:43,667 ♪ Close your eyes ♪ 476 00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:45,289 Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. 477 00:20:45,289 --> 00:20:46,877 - What the hell, man? - This was a mistake. 478 00:20:46,877 --> 00:20:48,361 - What wrong with you? - This was a mistake. 479 00:20:48,361 --> 00:20:52,848 I got caught up in the moment, and that doesn'’t matter though, 480 00:20:52,848 --> 00:20:56,473 because that moment did not even happen. 481 00:20:57,128 --> 00:20:59,752 Okay. Okay. 482 00:20:59,752 --> 00:21:02,168 So you'’re like crazy, crazy. 483 00:21:02,893 --> 00:21:04,032 Got it. 484 00:21:04,032 --> 00:21:05,275 I'’m gonna leave. 485 00:21:07,242 --> 00:21:09,244 Good. That'’s what I want you to do. 486 00:21:09,244 --> 00:21:16,216 ♪ I can dream about you If I can'’t hold you tonight ♪ 487 00:21:17,873 --> 00:21:24,777 ♪ I can dream about you You know how to hold me Just right ♪ 488 00:21:26,572 --> 00:21:33,475 ♪ I can dream about you You know how to hold me Just right ♪ 489 00:21:33,475 --> 00:21:38,342 ♪ Oh, I can dream about you ♪ 490 00:21:38,342 --> 00:21:42,312 ♪ If I can'’t Hold you tonight ♪ 491 00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:46,799 ♪ I can dream about you ♪ 492 00:21:46,799 --> 00:21:51,562 ♪ Oh, I can dream I can dream ♪ 493 00:21:51,562 --> 00:21:55,048 - ♪ I can dream about you ♪ - ♪ Dream about you ♪ 494 00:21:55,048 --> 00:21:58,431 ♪ Oh, I can dream about you ♪